I Dont Have A 9 5, I Have A Open My Eyes To When I Close Them Men/Unisex T-Shirt

Description

Say goodbye to traditional working hours—this line is for anyone who knows the job starts when you wake and ends whenever you finally get to sleep! Sarcasm meets reality in this uproariously relatable expression of modern work culture. Whether you work remotely, freelance, or just have a boss who ignores boundaries, you’ll find comfort in a phrase that tells the truth about endless availability. It’s a lighthearted badge of pride (or exhaustion) that you share with everyone clocking in around the clock. If your day starts and ends with emails, you’re not alone—and you’ll look great showing it!

This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage well-loved favorite. Expertly crafted with an ultra-soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet. Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend.

Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.