Description
The endless barrage of pings, dings, and neon alerts—this phrase captures every office worker’s love/hate relationship with real-time messaging. Short, sharp, and hilariously accurate, it’s perfect for anyone drowning in digital distractions while pretending to look productive. Let the world know what keeps derailing your focus.
This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage well-loved favorite. Expertly crafted with an ultra-soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet. Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend.
Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.

















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