Description
What happens when the signal disappears? Existential dread. For every office built around wireless connectivity, this slogan captures the terrifying moment when coworkers must—gasp—make eye contact. Full of dry wit and a little underlying truth, it’s perfect for introverts, Slack-dependents, and teams where actual conversation feels as ancient as dial-up. Wear it and watch heads nod in agreement.
This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage well-loved favorite. Expertly crafted with an ultra-soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet. Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend.
Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.
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