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Why choose? This witty contradiction embodies the fluctuating energy of office life—some days you’re crushing task lists, other days you’re creatively conserving energy. Whether you’re full throttle or full chill, this slogan answers with honesty and humor. Great for desk jockeys who fluctuate between MVP and MIA before lunch. Embrace your duality and invite coworkers into the most reliable paradox in the office.
This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage well-loved favorite. Expertly crafted with an ultra-soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet. Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend.
Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.

















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